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Post by angel on Jan 25, 2006 22:35:46 GMT -5
Woman Terminoligy
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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Post by -Horror_Hooligan- on Jan 26, 2006 19:17:44 GMT -5
amazing insight ....through my experience with women...all of these comments are tremendously true... good advice to any man...recognize what angel is saying here...
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Post by melchior on Jan 26, 2006 19:35:58 GMT -5
yes, even in french....it's always the same!!!!
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Post by -Cypher- on Jan 26, 2006 22:34:14 GMT -5
If i could even get a damn woman to acknowledge me first this would be more applicable to me
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Post by -Vega- on Jan 26, 2006 23:12:03 GMT -5
some of this shit falls under Jake.... can i get a AMEN!
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Post by angel on Jan 26, 2006 23:36:48 GMT -5
Amen... lol
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Post by -Vega- on Jan 26, 2006 23:44:49 GMT -5
lol Praise the Lord..(not jake)
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